March 23, 2014
What a rotten time to be a pregnant Pumi in upstate NY. The term, “spring litter” is becoming an oxymoron. Today is March 23 and the temperature is in the 20-s, we’ve been getting occasional snow showers and uncomfortably sharp high winds. Most of the ground is still covered by snow and there is ice everywhere…
By the way, it is official now. Due to climate change, the Easter Holiday has been eliminated and the Easter Bunny has been laid off . Because of the extended winter, there will be a second Christmas replacing the Easter holiday. Crazy as it sounds, we will see Klaus von Santa returning with his usual gig in April again.
Rumor has it that these changes will also affect other Rabbits related businesses. So gentlemen, don’t get surprised, when you walk into a Playboy bar next time and instead of your usual Play Bunny coctail waitress, you will get served by one of Klaus von Santa’s apprentices wearing a pair of detachable bunny ears.
But until we find out the truth, please remember that Fruska has three more quite heavy days to go.