December 12, 2014
Things got heated up in Orlando, Florida today. Some shots were fired on FaceBook and things got quickly escalated. People and dogs have been out protesting on the information superhighway. The situation has turned into an international incident. Finland and Italy have been on high alert.
U.S. Pumi authorities have immediately condemned the possibility of foreign intervention in the American Pumis’ domestic affairs and quoted the Resolution of the General Assembly of the United Nations’, “2131(xx) Declaration on the Inadmissibility of Intervention in the Domestic Affairs of States and Protection of Their Independence and Sovereignty.”
Are we gonna go to war…? Huh… thanks god not. I hope not… Also, let me make some corrections. Those symbolic shots have not really aimed at each other but rather the dusty cob web covered Pumi standard that evidently not too many people bother to read on either part of the pond.
But I would suggest to pull our shhh.. together fast because next year we might easily find ourselves under different management, “Trump National,” here in Florida… Rumors say that the Donald, has been fed up with the chaos as he cannot recognize certain dog breeds anymore. It has been said by unnamed sources that Mr. Trump has been seen at grooming places, reading breed standards and he has even tried grooming himself. He has also been spotted at Judges seminars.
So if we don’t do something about those crazy forgotten standards, and start following them, we might easily see Donald Trump judging our Pumis next year.
How can we do that? The easiest way it is, in a collective. Perhaps reinventing the idea of the “common goal.”
“As it was eloquently put this afternoon, during the virtual riot,
“Friends don’t let friends show puffy Pumis…”